Why I like Pete Doherty
Everylittle thing he does is magic
It’s because she can speak Gaelic. Yes. the only reason. Oh no, wait, that and her secret basement in the sky, where locals and melodies come by. We will top ‘em up and never EVER die.
So I could tell everyone I’ve met her ‘back when you were all just just young ducklings and she was only internet famous’.
Mcvegalt came to meet me in shunters, which is a magical land I dreamed once. Eddie argos lives in the closet and people drink only the green ribena. We danced to the violent femmes and then laughed until morn!